By Anonymous - 29/08/2010 07:27 - Canada

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Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had another fat chick meeting him in twenty minutes." FML
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emo_devon 11

aw man I am SO sorry OP. He's just a cuntmonkey (lame ass insult but it probably fits him.) I hate how ppl are expected to all look slim. You probably aren't even fat at all. God, most ppl tell me I'm not fat, and my dad likes to keep calling me fat. He's just jking, or so he says, and he doesn't even realize how his "jking around" isn't even funny. It just makes me feel bad about myself. Even if you ARE a bit bigger than average, OP, I'm sure you're pretty. Skinny doens't automatically=attractive

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Vehicle 1

YDI for having sex with someone outside of a good relationship.

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perdix 29

I don't know why he couldn't just finish you off and make the other fat chick work extra hard to make him hard again. She'd probably have to suck him for a long time to get him hard enough to plow into her massive pussy, but you fat girls can pretend you are eating more sausage (or other high-fat processed meat product that contributed to your rotundity) which you love so that would be a win-win for her.

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Pooper_T_fml 0

Maybe OP just wasn't gettin the job done.

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kroms001_fml 0

did he at least bust a nut in ya? YDI if he didn't.

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cathy0x 3

ydi it for having sex with men you barely know.

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A_Khalifa 0

ydi for showing quarter of your boobs in your fml picture

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NiceGuyz 0

Well #71 it doesn't make her worse than the OP. The Op is probably a **** that has no self esteem that probably cannot even pleasure a man, which is why he had enough breathe to clearly say a full sentence. #23 picture isn't even revealing compared to some other pictures I've seen on here. ^NiceGuyz^

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97currie 0

just so you know ydi means "you deserve it." so you wrote you deserve it it.

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FastRabbit 0

wanna get to know me? ??

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sheribb 5

what a man ***** ! 2= WIN !!

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Kifly95 4

We need people to like your comment so you can have positive likes btw you are so right

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FastRabbit 0

fat bitches need lovin too, it's all the same in the dark ???

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sheribb 5

what by having sex with people u barely know :/

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FYLDeep 25

Well, not only did you let yourself become fat, you expected someone you're not in a relationship with to give a shit about you... I'm voting YDI.

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lilkilla13 0

27 ur hot jus sayin

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