By Anonymous - 29/08/2010 07:27 - Canada

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Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had another fat chick meeting him in twenty minutes." FML
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emo_devon 11

aw man I am SO sorry OP. He's just a cuntmonkey (lame ass insult but it probably fits him.) I hate how ppl are expected to all look slim. You probably aren't even fat at all. God, most ppl tell me I'm not fat, and my dad likes to keep calling me fat. He's just jking, or so he says, and he doesn't even realize how his "jking around" isn't even funny. It just makes me feel bad about myself. Even if you ARE a bit bigger than average, OP, I'm sure you're pretty. Skinny doens't automatically=attractive

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Vehicle 1

YDI for having sex with someone outside of a good relationship.

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Kingfmltrust 0

this was funny op. I did that to ugly chicks before. lol.

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oldwiseguy 0

Sounds like you had a deep, meaningful relationship with him. Oh you poor girl, your life is so bad because you're a ****!

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okay17 7

Of course, she's a **** for having sex outside of a relationship, because everyone who has sex is in a relationship. Disregard the fact that she might've used protection, and in that case, what's wrong with her having control over her own body?

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adorkable_spazz 0

wow whatta douche bag

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Thebloodygore 0

Stupid comment bug. 14, Just because she's fat (if she is) her definition of a hot guy does not lower. She obviously can get laid. She might not even be fat, she might be of medium size but to this guy she was considered big. Maybe his definition of medium is bones and skin. OP might have extra curves so he considered her big.

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