Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time...

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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By Ineedit - 26/02/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By embarrassed niece - 09/07/2013 16:15 - United States - Cumming

Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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Get ready to rumble!

By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Ashley - 07/09/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 354

RadAtThis01 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:59

and if he really cared he would have turned the baby monitor off. so what I'm saying he enjoyed the whole thing

xStiina 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:57

Haha, must have been hot sex.

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afrbrunette 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:14

poor little bastard child lol

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:17

...White-faced brother? Did he get in on it too?

vball_luvah 2

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:23

hahahahaha YESS

yea_or_no 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 12:08

lmfao Win!

NyopQ 6

Thursday 4 November 2010 6:49

Asian fail

ilovelife_01 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:18

Not FML for you, but for ur brother!

xpopcorn 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:20

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha x 10000 lol

saint_jimmy 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:20

How did he think you made the baby?

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:31

I usually get mine from hospital nurseries.

MzKitty83 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 6:20

EPIC!! That's the best comment ever

ArianS2 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:22

You must be really ugly if he got a white face...

mouxouxou 11

Wednesday 3 November 2010 20:56

Whatever William Hung.

bnwranbo 2

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:24

So, you're having sex with your boyfriend, who I'm assuming is the father of your child, in a house where your brother is?... I really can't say YDI or FYL unless more things are made clear :/

srh1988 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:45

We thought he was i bed, two floors away

bnwranbo 2

Thursday 4 November 2010 2:01

WTF? Why was my comment buried? I only said I needed more info. Alright, that makes sense. You still live with your parents then? Or, what?

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:26

This would be extra-hilarious if you are an African-Canadian family!

BakNBitz 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 2:18

lol @ "white faced brother" in an African-Canadian family

boopityboppity 11

Wednesday 3 November 2010 5:19

26: He's probably using his iPhone, you Cynthia. Apple's autocorrect is weird like that.

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:42

its not like the baby understands moaning & orgasms..

starberries 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:56

It's not like you understood the FML.

pooper19 3

Tuesday 2 November 2010 23:00

^WIN^ Haha

CoDandBlowjobs 8

Monday 30 September 2013 0:37

Do you have a mental disability?

TheBestManEver 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:17

YDI for having a bastard child. If you did the sensible thing that unmarried couples should do and had an abortion you wouldn't have had the baby monitor and you would not have scarred your brother for life.

ashleeyka 13

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:21

Your parents should have aborted YOU

yafuckyourlife 4

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:46

An abortion is sensible? Wow.

boopityboppity 11

Wednesday 3 November 2010 1:24

Your name, 39, is very deceptive.

TheBestManEver 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 2:30

Troll'd hard.

tigercoon 12

Wednesday 3 November 2010 2:31

Wtf? Oh yes, of course! OP should have thought ahead, "Oh no! I should abort just to avoid scarring my little brother due to situations involving baby monitors." An abortion is not sensible at all. That was one of the most mindless and coldhearted things I'd ever read. I suggest you think next time before you post.