By Heyy - 24/11/2010 17:55 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
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Cinn_fml 22

For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless. But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.

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DocBastard 38

Sooooo...Your life is ****** because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you? Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. **** off.

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BoxxedSanity 2

Why doesn't FML have a "LOL" option next to YDI and FML?

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cartez2gs 3

ahahahahhahaha rofl.....violent human vibrator!!!!

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myunicornbarfedo 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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dt520 4

well now you can turn him off when your done with him.

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soccergoal 0

At least he is trying to be better.

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kyarush 10

you have a boyfriend and a vibrator?... shitty

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superguavafruit 0

that's sweet! that's not an fml!

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