Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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mystress 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:10

id kick him and tell his sister,.....eeeww

paleknight47 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 2:27

Probly a redneck or a hillbilly

pommeblossom 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:21

There are MANY girls names Brittany! He easily could have been with one.

bigpsycho70 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:32

lmao well u do live in pennsylvania.........

eli_guerra 0

Friday 10 July 2009 15:55

"Thats his sister." So he wants to do his sister? Wtf? You made this unclear.

Rebey 6

Sunday 30 November 2014 21:51

No she just pointed out a fact. Brittney is his sister. She let us draw our own conclusions.

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Friday 10 July 2009 17:12

Incest is best! Put your sister to the test! This is a little rhyme that'll haunt you 'til the day you die. Have fun.

eli_guerra 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:14

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!! ******* gross!!!

BlooCheese 6

Monday 13 July 2009 4:55

LOL my name is Brittany and I live in PA. **** but I dont think it was my brother XD Still pretty ****** up man.....

Daddy_Warbucks 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:06

I agree with #329, he probably knows another girl with the name Brittney. Duh. :P

Badatlife 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:46

Its PA , what do you expect?

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