Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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twilovers 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:17

lmaolmaolmao!!! :D but..that is sick. n funny. F yer lyfe.

cms70 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:26

Meh, nothing wrong with siblings doing eachother as long as they are both of age and its consensual...and they use protection. To each their own. Not my place to judge. However, it is quite disturbing...and FYL definitely if he meant his sister. I hope you had a nice long chat with him about it.

junomcguff_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:45

That made me so hot...

livin_leqacyxOx 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:55

2 things to consider- He knows someone else name Brittany. His sister was calling him from another room or somthing so he answered her "yes brittany" Or, it's total incest. eww.

Chapstick_Addict 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 7:34

oh, that's just naaaaaaaaasty yo!

hahaha12 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:59

#3 hahaha number 82 and number 2: wtf you guys need therapists!! get help

StopBeingADouche 0

Friday 3 July 2009 11:05

#7 is a true visionary for this generation

tranekfny 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:11

Why woulf u tell ppl something like that. And it must not have been good or else he woulda remembered your name.

jack01 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:48

..........that's just sick

poorlittlesmith 0

Monday 6 July 2009 8:58

Incest-fantasy much? Lol... Sex brings out the funniest things in people.

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