Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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MyLyfSuxSoMch 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:39

OMG Thats hilarious and wrong at the same time.

CassandraBear93 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:47

OMG im favoriting this one....

missxsuperiorx 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 3:04

woah! his sister? o.O thats just. . .EW thats disgusting e.e

TheCon11110 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 22:53

dear god i would i beat the shit out of him for that!!!! >:O

kyle2bad 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:47

Gross. Incest much? Hey FYL for that and I hope you broke up with him after... Or maybe have a.... nah, forget it...

spiffycupcakes 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:23

Wow.... haha.

Silver_Fox 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 6:15

Wow, I'm sorry. There are so many incest post like this but that must have really sucked.

ilovechocox 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:45

UUUHHH, ... dudeee ... that is soooo wrong, on top of that why is he thinking of her while... you know !?

RockingRyan12 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:57

OH SHI-

Eat_Veggies 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:14

It sucks that he screamed another girls name, but his sister?!? Seriously gross.

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