You need to just tell her. "I like it when you scream my name" Or something of the like. Communication! Works wonders.

Has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You deserved that. If I could vote twice, I would. One for doing it, and one for this story getting accepted over a good one.

I think ur a little to into yourself.... #57--you're definitely right about that. and #55, I would assume that your friends from Japan had started hearing/learning English at a very young age, that is why they don't have difficulties. If a child is exposed to both the "L" and "R" sounds by 6 months of age and it continues after that, then it won't matter if Japanese is their first language. If they are not exposed to the sounds, they will most likely never fully hear the difference.

1 totally made my day 2 people need to stop correcting grammar on the FML's

lol well at least you didn't say your mother's name.

lmfao 11 and 30. I haven't Lol'd at any fml in a long time, let alone this one, thats seriously one of the funniest things 11# I'm an ellen, i get called ellenor, ellie, hellen, erin.. I have yet to find someone that would go to the trouble of that lmfao.

xD #11 made me laugh. Who cares if he got the accent wrong anyway? The funny part is that he was using it to cover up his mistake xD Sounds like a solid idea to me xD

Mohamad jerome willy did that in going berserk.

Your own name? You must be pretty damn good.

Awkward...