Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off...

By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By ADT - 09/02/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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By fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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By Ashamed - 08/09/2023 04:00

Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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jm88 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:18

Reminds me of a time when I accidently called an Ellen Erin.. I continued to speak in a stereotypical japanese accent for the rest of the day off and on to cover *that* one up.. "herro errin".

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:12

Fail.

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jm88 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:18

Reminds me of a time when I accidently called an Ellen Erin.. I continued to speak in a stereotypical japanese accent for the rest of the day off and on to cover *that* one up.. "herro errin".

couragewolf9001 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:22

ProTip: Get over yourself.

shinshoku13 19

Tuesday 6 March 2012 0:51

Obviously you were put in the fires ^

Kazze 31

Sunday 14 December 2014 7:34

Pro Tip: Post a comment that's actually relevant to the FML.

Boogers 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:24

She must think your some sort of phsyco now. LOL, thanks for posting, it made me laugh! :D

hawkeye12221 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 16:11

great job with the spelling there...

angizzlelolhahah 0

Friday 22 July 2011 4:25

Don't know why you were thumbed down. **** these illiterate *****.

tehcyberman 9

Tuesday 13 November 2012 2:30

Oh come on guys... "**** these illiterate *****"? that's taking it WAY too far. this guy made two small mistakes, and it's not like you can't understand the post. People make honest mistakes in spelling sometimes, and some people just aren't great spellers. that doesn't make them stupid or illiterate, it's just not one of their strengths. no need to be a dick about it.

Boogers 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:24

She must think your some sort of phsyco now. LOL, thanks for posting, it made me laugh! :D

Fiasco_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:24

I didn't know William Shatner browsed FML.

sparda4355 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:24

How can you imagine her saying your name? How is "that" hot? You're one weird mother f*cker! you should have... Imagined her turning into her sister... GOOD TIMES! :)