Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off...

By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By ADT - 09/02/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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By fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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By Ashamed - 08/09/2023 04:00

Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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jm88 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:18

Reminds me of a time when I accidently called an Ellen Erin.. I continued to speak in a stereotypical japanese accent for the rest of the day off and on to cover *that* one up.. "herro errin".

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:12

Fail.

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padlarf 14

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:43

oh jane jane ah jane steven!

dd3_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:44

#22 a japanese girl i know says "hirrarious" instead of hilarious

amsilent 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:45

i love grammar fags

adrenochrome_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:49

were I your girlfriend I would've probably laughed my ass off for the rest of the day and would NEVER let you live this down. FYL ;D

earwig12 1

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:52

#22 - the "r" sound in japanese is a mix between an "r" and "l" sound. It is used for both when transliterating words from other languages. If they have a thick enough accent, they do, in fact mix up the two a lot.