By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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jm88 0

Reminds me of a time when I accidently called an Ellen Erin.. I continued to speak in a stereotypical japanese accent for the rest of the day off and on to cover *that* one up.. "herro errin".

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curious_case 0

I think it is kind of funny that the comments are getting in a little discussion about the difference between "r" and "l" in the Japanese dialect. By the way, this fml is fantastic.

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couragewolf9001 0

#54 Iactually just moved back to the states from Japan. My friends spoke perfect English. No, they didn't speak 'Engrish,' and no, they did not have difficulties saying, "you laugh, you lose." Here's a ProTip for everyone arguing this subject, no matter what your race is: get a clue.

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fretforyerlatte 0

hahaha. i guess you came off as really self-absorbed? i picture it like american psycho, when patrick bateman is banging the two hookers and watching himself in the mirror, flexing. anyway i guess at least you didn't call her someone else's name...

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truslide 0

#22, there is no "L" in the japanese language which is why the use "r" instead. he's not narrow minded at all nihongo o hanasemasu

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krissywissy 0

thats not ******, jusst funny

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dearViena 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA that just made my day!!!!!!

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