Meh. Pretty much any sound effect is preferable to the dreaded,"Is it in?"

Not to sound judgmental, but the way you talk about having sex with your "new boyfriend" makes it seem like he's just another notch in your belt, which leads me to believe you don't take sex very seriously yourself.. So lighten up and enjoy the ride!

Looks like someone is spending the night in a holding pattern.

Doesnt matter. Still had sex.

You shouldn't be too worried about him making noises, he just wanted to be silly. If you're not crazy about him doing that, tell him you don't like it (which, if it killed the mood like that, you probably did) and if he's a considerate person then he'll stop. Or you could also try being silly one day too, maybe you'll find it fun!

Missiles locked on target! Engage the enemy!!!! .......minutes later....... We're hit!! Eject!! Eject!!

I prefer "Open wide, here cums the choo-choo train".

My Sex Ed class video talked about-- catcher's mitts, batting skills and bases. Baseball. . . America's favorite pastime.

That is plane wrong.

On the brightside he wasn't making any of the following sounds: 1. Chainsaw 2. Jaws theme song 3. Ronde Alla Turca