Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized...

By kblevss - 05/01/2013 09:21 - United States - Bayville

Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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What a Q-tip

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 16:21 - United States - Flowery Branch

Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 18:39 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML

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Honky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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Automaton

By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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Saturday 5 January 2013 17:45

Well show him you enjoy making airplane sound effects as you leave the bedroom.

spike1994 2

Saturday 5 January 2013 17:49

You know what would really drive him wild? Shave a landing strip for him.

Comments

Ressamies 6

Saturday 5 January 2013 20:24

"I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

poccocurantes 7

Sunday 6 January 2013 4:40

Just saw this. Awsome!

GrinchFu1 27

Saturday 5 January 2013 20:29

I'm gonna try this... The idea of making sound effects prior to or during insertion or during oral sex has never crossed my mind. I feel like I could be missing out on some really good laughs here!

TweakerD 4

Saturday 5 January 2013 20:30

Every pilot nows that you have to get clearance before flying IMC. I just hope for your sake that this guy isn't one of those scud runners. They'll fly their 'planes' anywhere!

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 21:05

I think he had to say it out loud. Once she turned the lights out he was on IFR. You should keep communications open when you can't get a good visual of the landing strip.

insaneDONUTZ 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 20:31

I bet you like when he crashes his plane on you

Tanari 12

Saturday 5 January 2013 20:42

If I was with someone who did that, and they kept doing it, I'd honestly break up with them. I wouldn't be able to get anything out of the sex, way too distracting.

poccocurantes 7

Sunday 6 January 2013 4:43

Apparently you have not read my previous comment. ; )

Reaper1984 13

Saturday 5 January 2013 20:46

mayday mayday

20runningindians 3

Saturday 5 January 2013 21:14

Prepare for landing.

Iknoweverything 29

Saturday 5 January 2013 21:45

It seems like everybody on FML seems to have a horrible time in the bedroom... seriously, if the foreplay is even half way decent, and has you at the point where you want him NOW, it won't matter what kind of noises he makes, because you'll be too into the whole thing to care. Seriously, good sex doesn't get interrupted by random whims from easily amused men, because you're so far in the moment that you won't care!