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By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

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Same thing different taste

By CH - 07/12/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

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By Michelle - 26/04/2010 21:42 - New Zealand

Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML

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This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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Holy smokes

By Anonymous - 24/07/2021 18:01

Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML

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By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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By david - 28/04/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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Smoking is bad

By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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RyeBreadBoy 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:08

why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?

Sessee 4

Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

YDI for smoking.

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Slickus 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:17

i guess people dont make little mistakes like this... its alright ive done shit like this, like when youre reaching for your drink but you accidentally grab a diff cup or something...

dr_house_MD 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:14

didnt we just see one like this with a french fry....and YDI for smoking

JadeRose_fml 8

Monday 4 May 2009 4:17

yuck! http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=ccmurszbw5f2im6217oxj7uenux

koda_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:25

I've read something just like this.. except he bit his cigarette.

jman247 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:22

i wish my cigarettes came with candy! people who smoke know that it is bad for them. it is their choice. besides life is 100% fatal.

stargirl8012 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:29

http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=eqow6tpfq95n8qh8xsk2ffmn16pvl haha hilarious

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Monday 4 May 2009 4:35

http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=eqow6tpfq95n8qh8xsk2ffmn16pvl hilarious!

LizardKing_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:31

that really sucks http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=vxq64nb8w16uwy324pmmadpyv2mfdv

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Monday 4 May 2009 4:35

http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=eqow6tpfq95n8qh8xsk2ffmn16pvl hilarious!

Eel 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:40

My my. It seems the population has spoken, and the population is not fond of smokers. It's okay OP I'm with ya man. I once did the same thing with a pair of glasses and a pen. Which begs the question...Why was I even about to chew on one of those items?

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