By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0

why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?

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xamy0mariex 0

were you holding the cigarette like you hold lollipops or visa versa? Idiot, pay attention and stop trying to multitask so much maybe this wouldn't have happened.

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nnpwfail 0

this isnt funny...how does this make it?? WHO MODS THIS??

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najma95 0

LOL i agree with #118 look before u lick plus must also agree with #121....if ur gona hate smokers u might as well hate fat people that know they are fat and yet continue to eat big mjacs and stuff....its easier to quit eating a burger everday than a cig.

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htothecr 0

Maybe you people should just get a life instead of sitting on FML all day long judging people you don't even know. I'M not a smoker, I was holding the cigarette for my friend and was planning on putting it out for her :P I held the lollipop the same way as the cigarette, got distracted, and licked the cigarette instead. So now quit yer bitchin'!

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izzyyy 0

@ OP Well, it would have been smart to mention that when you posted it. Right? It's human nature to judge people, just so you know. But even then, no one was judging you but when you write things like that, people are going to think the obvious. Sometimes on the internet, you have to be more specific.

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Seymour_Duck 0

Haha, is that why smokers taste like ashtrays??

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