By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 205
You deserved it 141 028

Same thing different taste

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why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?

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UNHWildcats 0

Yet another reason why you shouldn't smoke.

alex_vik 0

Another one? You smokers need to learn to multitask if you're going to attempt to do so.

no 65 I never have had a cigarette. Wanna know why? Cause I understand it's hard to quit and I don't see the point in trying something so completely pointless and stupid at the risk of getting addicted to it and not being able to quit. I sympathize with those who are trying to quit cause I've heard how hard it is, but I don't understand why you started in the first place. And I'm not talking about being outside with someone for 5 minutes. I'm talking about being in the car or house with your parents while they smoke a pack a day. Or how smokers got so pissed off when the laws for not being able to smoke in restaurants were passed. I used to volunteer at a hospital (hospitals get at least a $100 fine for every complaint about someone smoking a cig on property) and asked a douche bag to put out his cigarette and he blew smoke right into my face and kept on smoking. So bitch some more about how 2nd hand smoke doesn't matter.

wow... if the guy wants to smoke, let him smoke!!! It's NOT hurting you. and yeah, "second hand smoke". As several people have pointed out in this thread already, you can't get hurt by secondhand smoke unless you are in a confined place with a smoker on a regular basis for a very long period of time. We're talking months, probably years, before you would even see the beginnings of secondhand smoke issues. So one dude smoking outside is NOT going to give anyone cancer. So again, I say let the guy make his own choice. Cuz you guys have never done anything unhealthy? If you've ever eaten at McDonalds then you're just as guilty as a casual smoker (note: casual smokers are different than chain smokers. Just like having an occasional big mac is different than having Micky D's for breakfast lunch and dinner every day). All of this, of course, is pointless because the OP wasn't even smoking... read the edit.

and to #75 yes, those cases of secondhand smoke are serious... but that's NOT what was described in the OP. So take your trolling somewhere else.

hehe i remember approving this one XD

well, kind of shows what kind of people smokers are in the first place: dumb.

This kinda sounds fake It's too much like the one about the girl smoking and eating fries.

first of all @ #25 uhh no..."your" retarded because you clearly don't know how to spell YOU'RE. second of all, why were you holding a lollipop and a cigarette the same way? and if you were in fact holding the lollipop the way most people hold lollipops (http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/BLP/BLP0044722_P.JPG) and the cigarette the way most people hold cigarettes (http://www.hinckley-bosworth.gov.uk/ppimageupload/image49340.JPG), then how did you put the cigarette up to your mouth and actually lick it without realizing what you were doing? i'm guessing you're brain dead.