By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
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Same thing different taste

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why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?

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After the FML about the person who wasted 20 minutes fixing something pointless on photoshop, this is probably the stupidest FML I have ever read.

Same thing happened to me with a lollipop and a whiteboard marker. Yuck.

After the FML about the person wasting 20 minutes trying to fix something pointless on Photoshop, this is probably the stupidest FML I have ever read.

I'm going to give you a YID for smoking in the first place. And for some of the comments earlier, it's true that being indoors inhaling second-hand smoke is way more harmful than inhaling second-hand smoke outdoor but second-hand smoking is harmful none the less. Everyone has their vices, but for me smoking is one of the worst. I'm 17, and I've been in countless situations where I've been offered cigarettes and been in houses with people smoking yet I have never smoked a cigarette. Sure, there have been times where I've wanted to just try it but with all the information there is about how bad it is for you, why would I? There is absolutely no point to it, and all of that bullshit that people say about it be a stress reliever is a load of crap. Want to relieve your stress? Go to massage therapist. If you're a chain smoker then you're definitely spending more than $1,000 bucks on cigarettes a year. All it took for me to say no is will power and common sense. Was I the only one who paid attention to those D.A.R.E speeches in elementary school? I guess so.

lolololcheese 0

"Guess which one I licked" is not a question.

i said i agree, cause im sympathetic to the common idiot XD

Wait a minute! The ciggarette wasn't yours? Now you just sound like a double idiot...how did u manage to mistakenly lick somethingg that u weren't holding the whole time?! You're officially a moron congratulations

wh0regasm 0

lol YDI lollipop sticks are quite thinner than cigarettes