By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 205
You deserved it 141 028

Same thing different taste

Top comments

why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?

Comments

Wait a minute! The ciggarette wasn't yours? Now you just sound like a double idiot...how did u manage to mistakenly lick somethingg that u weren't holding the whole time?! You're officially a moron congratulations

thejuggernaut09 1

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prettygirlsonly 0

SOMEONE STOP THIS ASSHOLE #116 IDIOOOOOOOT GO AND HAVE A FU***NG LIFE!

#61. 2nd hand smoke is only worse than first hand smoke if that is the only thing u breathe in. for example (if u put ur mouth to the lit end and breathed). but in reality, it gets mixed with the air and 75% decontaminated. for example, if a person sits with someone whos smoking u most likely wont cough. but hand that same person his first cigarette he will definately cough his ass of. just felt like pointing that out. anyways, **** cigarettes. smoke weed. and all of u "u deserved it cuz u smoke" are retards because u obviously cant read #26.

megfml 0

You know what I don't get? Why its ok to hate on smokers but not on fat people. I'm not talking about people with thyroid problems or other health issues that cause weight gain, I'm talking about the people who weigh 300lbs and still chow down on big macs. I don't think its ok to hate on either group, I just always find it interesting that judgmental, pain-in-the-ass, morons limit their preaching to smokers. And don't give me that second-hand smoke crap, people who don't like smokers don't like them primarily because they want to feel superior to someone, second hand smoke is an additional reason or half-assed justification at best.

#17; thank you! You totally deserved it.

Non smokers die everyday o_O I used to smoke but I quit while I was still young and healthy because it is expensive and not a good thing to do. It is still not what is to blame for all of the world's problems. Car pollution is bad and much further reaching than second hand smoke. More doctors are saying mobile phones cause problems, let alone the towers they use. That doesn't give me a sense of entitlemet to say YDI for driving or using a mobile. Notice this backlash never happens with drunken FMLs when alcohol effects a lot more people than the drinkers?

Yay 120! We the sheeple need to start thinking before bleating.