@#118 Hey buddy, not all of us are going to sit down and read each and everyone one of the comments posted on here. If you do that, great. But do we all do that? Hell to the no. We're retarded because we didn't read some of the comments but you show no signs of stupidity for replacing 'you' with 'u'? Maybe when the person posted their FML they should have given it another thought before submitting it. @#120 I for one, don't hate smokers but right now, we're not talking about people who are stuffing themselves with fast food, now are we? I don't think so. You really should stop generalizing because I dislike smokers, and I don't dislike them to try and make myself feel superior, it's simply because it's an ugly vice.

I love how an FML like this passes judgment, yet the one I submitted about missing an important event, getting dumped, and having a family member die, all while in a coma, didn't. People are so picky. Also, OP: Some of us don't like to assume. :P

LOL but can i ask what does a a cig, aks fire, taste like lol but i agree with with #18 start smoking weed your not using your brain cells for knowing fire tastes bad but enjoy the 2nd dagree burn on your tongue

Hey # 25 you might as well join the OP since you posted "Your now retarded, congratulations" It's actually "You're" dip shit. Congrats You're a bigger dumb **** than the OP! Just sayin' oh and OP YDI totally. People encouraging others to smoke weed instead of cigarettes are pretty stupid too, go look at the effects of marijuana use. Just don't smoke, shoot up instead ;) Just kidding dumb *****! Drugs are for thugs :)

Smooth

Aren't the objects held very differently? The cigarette horizontal, the lolipop vertical? YDI, moron.

wouldn't you have realized the difference in weights? or the color, or lack of color of the lollipop I should say? unless your lollipop is tiny and the color of red hot cigarette ash you totally deserve it.

Jesus Christ, people, it's just a cigarette. There was no need to jump on the OP, even if it was his. It's a personal decision. As for the argument that second-hand smoke kills, obviously the smoker doesn't care about you, and that's also a personal decision, and one that I can respect. Chill out; smoke a joint. Or four.

what is wrong with most of you? i am sure the OP knows that smoking isn't good for you. i am sure everyone knows this. hating on people that smoke is about the most immature and idiotic thing you could do. it's their ******* choice. if people want to potentually harm their body; it's up to them. people who hate on smokers are just ******* stupid. I THINK I SHOULD START HATING ON FAT PEOPLE. IT'S BAD FOR THIER HEALH; AFTER ALL. INSTEAD OF MAKING FUN OF SMOKERS, LETS MAKE FUN OF FATTIES. LET'S INSULT THEM FOR RUINING THEIR HEALTH. see how horrible that sounds? well; it is. but its' the same thing as bashing smokers.

I laughed. Not because of the incident, which I've done many similar things related to switching uses for something in one hand for something in the other hand, but the laughing was directed at the comments: YDI FER SMOKING STFU IT'S HIS BUZINEZ NUH UH! SECOND HAND SMOKE!! KILLS US ALLLL!!!! LULZ THAT'S NOT EVEN REAL. JUST DON'T LYKE GET STUCK IN A ROOM WITH THEM. OR LYKE. GO SMOKE WEEEEDDDDD. LULZ THIS IS LYKE BASHING THE FATTIEESSS. Really? I highly doubt anyone's comments on Fmylife are going to have some sort of significant effect on society.