Kids: Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he...

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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The nickname that sticks

By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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aron33 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:55

BOOBS

rodgersfan 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:55

Well at least he's having fun :)

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HumanWiki 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:37

Hell, I'm 31 and I think that's fun.

hoonyer 17

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:40

. . . I need to move to florida

hoonyer 17

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:42

too bad im not allowed seeing as im under 65yrs old :(

SaMmIMonster96 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:46

Omg I think I love you!! Sorry on app and can't pm.

Kcloudnine 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:43

Jaja my friends Liddo brothers do that to me to ja but they say Melons 7.7 when they see boobs

hateevryone 14

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:45

lmao. that's funny though.

iloveweed69 7

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:46

flash yo tittiess

jn4523 0

Friday 17 February 2012 4:13

Y dont u flash ur *******

iloveweed69 7

Friday 17 February 2012 4:31

I do to get my free wendys at the drive thru~

SaMmIMonster96 6

Friday 17 February 2012 7:56

Really? Does that really work?

sparkrok 8

Friday 17 February 2012 8:17

159 - let's find out! I work at Wendy's, really. give it a shot. *smiles with that stupid "buttsecks" grin*

wriptidez 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:51

no tube tops and tell him its wrong

Country29 16

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:51

Yeah.... My brother does the same. Get used to it lol

OHai15 12

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:52

Wait til he gets older, him and his friends will be pulling down his pants in public yelling "FREE WEINERS!!"

OctoberRainfall 13

Friday 17 February 2012 17:44

#66, you have a strange imagination

OHai15 12

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:43

thanks :)

aliciab394 5

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:54

At this rate, this boy may have a bright future.

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Today, I had to pick up my brother and his girlfriend from the bar at 2:00am because they were too drunk to drive themselves and had no money for an Uber. Five minutes into the ride, they started going at it in the back of my car. I don't think I'll be doing favors again. FML

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Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't take drugs from strangers. I'm 35 and he's 34. FML

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Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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Today, according to a wild Karen, I shouldn’t be allowed to use a disabled bay because I don’t look disabled. I mean sure, I have a prosthetic leg, but I look "normal" so I’m not allowed. FML

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But he's only 5

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