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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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The nickname that sticks

By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Top comments

aron33 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:55

BOOBS

rodgersfan 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:55

Well at least he's having fun :)

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Rocky007 15

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:08

The world needs more little brothers!

Pelreskovich 11

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:09

We all love boobies.

periwinkle95 10

Friday 17 February 2012 6:07

Haha. Still Robert Kardashian!

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:10

It is.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:15

Your brother and I have two things in common: 1) We both love boobs 2) We both think that's hilarious

versc 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:20

I bet guys liked it

Dracoboxer357 35

Friday 17 February 2012 6:29

^ Edit: I bet the individuals with a sexual preference in human females took an interest and appreciation in your displayed mammary glands. :P Politically correct enough for you? ;) (Nothing wrong with gay people, just teasing in good fun. No offense!). :)

SLC_grumpypants 5

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:21

WINNING!! Sounds like he's not going to grow up gay

DracoSpirita 21

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:30

And what's wrong with gay people? :P

Dracoboxer357 35

Friday 17 February 2012 6:40

Wow 44, you commented several hours before I did and it appears to me my post is ahead of yours........does that mean I'm the superior Draco here? ;D

PJBANDfan 1

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:21

Who would even think you Deserve It!!!! Come on people really?!

Bulzye 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:22

Show me your genital.....

ghostlilac 25

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:42

(Your genitalia!)

ejjamael 5

Friday 17 February 2012 4:38

just saying, show me your genital

malters 9

Friday 17 February 2012 5:59

Women are only good for three things. Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas

sparkrok 8

Friday 17 February 2012 8:12

show me one, and I'll imagine the other...

hrubi4x4 4

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:22

I love it!

harkerk87 3

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:32

Sounds like fun

SaMmIMonster96 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:34

More like a party!! XD

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I was bored, so I started to declutter my closet. I found a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in years and thought they'd fit. As I struggled to pull them on, the seam ripped really loud, and my cat shot out from under the bed like a spooked rocket. Apparently even my jeans feel the need to yell at me for getting too big. FML

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Today, after training for six months in martial arts, I was ready to stand up against my bully. When he approached me. I found out the hard way he’s been doing martial arts since he was six. I didn’t know that. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML

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Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML

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