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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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You deserved it 8 910

By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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You deserved it 342

By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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aron33 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:55

BOOBS

rodgersfan 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:55

Well at least he's having fun :)

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:00

I feel your pain, my niece does that to me... And laughs until she can't breathe

The_Troller 14

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:12

A wild pedobear appeared!

SaMmIMonster96 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:16

Yes he did LOL

DemonicDragon53 5

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:46

Can I do it to?!? ="D

SaMmIMonster96 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:49

Hmmmmm??? I shall think about it... :)

SaMmIMonster96 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:51

Just kidding by the way haha

jonriise18 3

Friday 17 February 2012 0:57

59 - do you mean TOO?

SaMmIMonster96 6

Friday 17 February 2012 7:29

90- Oh let's not go all grammar nazi on him. It was an innocent question :p lol

Tempuser117 2

Friday 17 February 2012 17:29

I'm not sure it counts as a innocent question... the intent was less than innocent. :P

SaMmIMonster96 6

Friday 17 February 2012 18:45

188- true.. But oh well. :P

malters 9

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:01

There's a problem with that?

SaMmIMonster96 6

Friday 17 February 2012 0:09

No, not at all

liftedyoda 5

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:01

Hes learning young

joshPicou 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:02

How big are they?

DJAJBT 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:37

Ur a hero

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:02

At least he didn't pull your pants down and... Nevermind.

Joey01616 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:03

Atleast he didn't call you a bitch and made a song about your rack.FYL

The_Troller 14

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:14

That was oddly specific.

malters 9

Friday 17 February 2012 5:56

Past experience perhaps?

sicnesses 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:04

They grow up so fast!

datoismyname 22

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:06

This is legen Wait for it

mee181 1

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:10

Haha that was a fail ^^

MurphyS94 4

Friday 17 February 2012 0:22

...dary.

nemo88 8

Friday 17 February 2012 3:52

Lol

DeOilers 9

Friday 17 February 2012 8:56

That comment was legen...wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part of this word is DAIRY!

kerrwoof 13

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:07

I've had that happen to me.. But it was some little kid I didn't know which is VERY embarrassing!

markymark1429 8

Friday 17 February 2012 20:07

Nice side boob

CoolBreezeKing 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:07

Lol at least he likes girls nd thinks u have a nice pair

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