Love: Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched...

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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You deserved it 7 503

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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You deserved it 1 783

By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 133

You deserved it 15 186

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 071

You deserved it 5 417

By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 713

You deserved it 26 844

By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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You deserved it 7 808

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 825

You deserved it 131

By goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 138

You deserved it 12 932

By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 386

You deserved it 4 442

By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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You deserved it 35 378

RichHurtz 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:09

Someone taps you so you roundhouse kick them? What are you, an idiot?

rw4rf1s 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:07

FLAWLESS VICTORY

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MrPoly 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:40

I'm sorry, but I ******' rofl'd when I read this. CHUCK NORRIS!!!

abouttofly 12

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:42

So you're okay with roundhouse kicking your friends, but not your girlfriend? Also @20 hur hur rape is funny lol ... idiot.

youaresofucked 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:42

You roundhouse kicked your girldfriend?! I'm gonna be laughing about this for weeks. nice job hahahahahahahahahaha

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:43

hahahaah Thank you #17.

bilbroxain 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:44

YDI for not being Chuck Norris.

forrealiluvmyslf 6

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:44

roundhouse kick??? what are you, jet li?

pariah411 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:48

Chuck Norris can **** his own life.

RxSkater 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:52

Im pretty sure this is fake if not ur a damn idiot still pretty funny, but honestly who goes around roundhouse kicking ?

rejected_incubus 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:56

No man your supposed to establish dominance in the bed room. I told you to stop that kinky shit on the streets, people will start talking.

firebrand111 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:59

I agree with #16! Total double standard here. A simple apology is good enough here.

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Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

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Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML

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Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for the fifth time, and all I could say was, "Can I have my parking permit back?" FML

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Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML

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Today, I once again had another guy's sweaty crotch pushed into my face. I still don't see why I enjoy wrestling. FML

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