Love: Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched...

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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RichHurtz 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:09

Someone taps you so you roundhouse kick them? What are you, an idiot?

rw4rf1s 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:07

FLAWLESS VICTORY

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hartigan10 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:15

fake post is fake

i_like_chicks 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:18

hope she dumps you. IDIOT o.O

Uduwudu 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:21

In Soviet Russia, gf roundhouses you!

FlixDoom 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:16

win ^ xd

omglolydi 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:21

#9 ftw But yea, why the hell would you roundhouse kick someone?

Jaywin 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:24

Nice one, Chris Brown.

dabomb1463 0

Monday 19 March 2012 4:57

THIS

perfectwinds 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:26

Guys, he said he was screwing around with his friends so obviously they were doing that crap to each other. There was no way he could have known. My boyfriend did that to me I'd probably laugh, depending on how hard it was. Not your fault, dude. If it was "Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and gave them a roundhouse kick. It was my boyfriend. FML" everyone would be cracking up and saying "you go, girl!!" Don't worry about it. If she really got pissed, she's a pansy.

libbypotpie 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:35

haha. amen.

keidus324 6

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:27

Oh so you'd like getting roundhouse kicked in the face? I bet you'd be just as pissed as she probably was. Don't go lying cause it doesn't make you more attractive. It makes Chris browns happen.

hurr 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:34

Walker, I have AIDS.

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:35

maybe she likes that, anyway YDI

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:36

Sounds fun.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:38

Ha ha! Nice one. And it's a win win for you if you look at it really. Either she is going to see the funny side of it and laugh it off in which case she is a keeper or she is going to be pissed and dump you. If she goes for the latter then just roundhouse her one more time and get one last **** in before she wakes up and dumps you. :-P