Miscellaneous: Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death...

By Señor Guapo - 04/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

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Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 22:33 - United States

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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By SpanishInFrenchClass - 06/12/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

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By macaroni17 - 10/04/2014 02:33 - United States - New Oxford

Today, we had a speaking assessment in Spanish class. When it was my turn, I yawned in the middle of a sentence, said "excuse me" and finished my sentence. She took points off because I hesitated and I spoke in English, not Spanish. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2016 01:40 - United States - Canyon Lake

Today, while reading out loud in front of my entire class and teacher, I learned that I can't pronounce the word 'success'. It came out as 'sex', and when I tried to correct myself more slowly (multiple times), it came out 'sexsex'. FML

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By Jaymail - 17/08/2020 08:01

Today, after many hours studying a complete course of Spanish, I felt really good. I had accomplished something, something I could really use next week when I fly to Mexico on vacation. Then I found out what I had learned was Spanish as they speak it in Spain, not how they speak it in Latin America. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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ballstomper 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 13:03

Why even post then

Amkii 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:26

That is hilarious and awesome! I wish I could have been there! Once, in Japanese, a classmate was trying to describe an elephant as 'big.' He ended up saying there was big rape. This sort of thing also reminds me of German with night vs. naked, lol.

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orkyd 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 5:10

S'okay. In French today I mixed up the words for slaves and levels. As opposed to saying there are many levels in the catholic church, I said there were many slaves in the catholic church. I go to catholic school!

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 5:14

Wear a rubber and you won't have to worry about that...

Taihen 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 5:42

@12: my best language goof ups are all with Japanese. My favorite would have to be someone saying "let's go eat president bush" instead of "let's go see president bush". That and someone saying he was an airplane instead of sick...

yuibo 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:44

i have another one. someone was saying that her father (as in chichi) has a beard. She ended up saying that her breasts have beards. OP: omg I laughed so much at that one. FYL.

Sahib15 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 1:58

bahahaha

jSOPURE 3

Thursday 5 March 2009 5:56

Yo tengo un pene de muerte.

Amkii 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:57

#55 - lol! Were you using a form of tabetemiru?

ephilation 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 8:46

I don't understand what the problem is here. This is awesome.

kibblesnbits1053 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:16

You don't really deserve it, but I can't say your life is f*cked...maybe just kind of a bummer.

KenMcGormick 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 11:36

Oh MY!... the teacher would have laughed so much like i just did... "penis of death"... this is not a FML at all

yuyo_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 13:08

i didnt know death had a pennis =/

divinebovine 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 14:35

Haha, that's like the time my teacher told us that "sobre" meant "about" and venir meant "to come." It turns out "sobrevenir" means to OVERCOME, but my friend Ria definitely raised her hand and told Mr. K it meant "to be about to come."