By benander - 15/09/2009 21:14 - United States

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Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML
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LOLYLIF 0

I hope to ******* God no one does a comic for this one.

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kar89 0

You've been living with it long enough for it to grow at least 3 feet. Whats a couple more days?

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morgan020 0

farside- where I'm from ducks do not have a problem with salt water. that's why my husband and I go down to the bay to hunt them :) so don't go saying it's mean to push ducks off into salt water because it really doesn't bother them. what's bad is PETA freaks like you. go eat a veggie burger and take a few deep breaths I'll sit here and enjoy my steak :)

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plexico 3

It's certainly a better pet than that stupid dead tortoise yesterday. It won't chew up your art projects, and you won't have to pick up its poop on the sidewalk and other people's lawns. Are you sure you want to kill it? Or name it?

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jmeg_fml 0

****, that is disgusting. at least it's going to be out soon!!!

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yellowpostit23 0

in biology we had to watch a parasite video and there was a story about a man with a tapeworm. i am sooo sorry dude. it looked painful and uncomfortable to watch the reinactment i can't even imagine what you felt.

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take_a_moment 0

LOL i hear it's a good way to lose weight!! wow, that must feel extremely weird!! unlucky!

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Jincos 0

Im not sure on this. If he didn't pull it out, how does he knows it's that long? If he pulled it out, he would be in the emergency room, unlike all idiots who try and outsmart some of us. To: the horrid redundance(repeating) of making fun of how he speaks, is lame and irrelevant. He actually has some manners instead of retards saying; "I was taking a smelly and wet shit whenever I felt the worm." idiots.

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NaturallyUnlucky 0

Kelly: I swallowed a tape worm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me, and then it eats all of my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months, I take some medicine, and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico. Creed: That wasn't a tapeworm.

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