Animals: Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down...

By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

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By kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By Sean - 14/08/2016 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2016 17:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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traviscool 12

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:24

Well that's a load of shit!

Fuaaad1994 31

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:25

He wouldn't be laughing after you give him one big hug

Comments

JonDG 12

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:27

im just gonna say this, if anyone says you deserved it, they need to rethink their view on life. there is nothing you couldve done to prevent it from happening besides rolling up the window but that still doesnt make it your fault. how were you supposed to know that would happen?

mb2_native 15

Thursday 1 May 2014 20:15

I don't know about you, but any kind of vehicle carrying animals on a trailer, I would roll up my windows for that same reason haha

breakinlegs 19

Thursday 1 May 2014 22:22

Not a single person said she deserved it..

radiohaley 14

Thursday 1 May 2014 23:42

about 900 people think OP deserved it..for some unknown reason

junkman6 22

Friday 2 May 2014 3:43

I'm willing to bet most of the YDI votes are thanks to the apps bugs and glitches. I know I've ended up voting YDI on a few while trying to exit the stupid adds that seem to open on their own. Remember back in the day when FML didn't have adds and the app worked wonderfully?

redraven88 16

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:27

The things you see (or don't see) while traveling the open road.

Bliepje 22

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:28

Must have tasted great... i feel for you

PandaSmile 24

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:29

That is pretty funny. I would laugh briefly and then freak out that my car was full of shit. Hope you didn't inhale any!

MortenM 17

Thursday 1 May 2014 21:36

Pretty funny??? It's the best FML for months

Nish007 15

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:29

holy shit!

flee2321 10

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:31

Fyl for sure. But I'd be laughing if I was in the same spot as your bf. and you will always have the best story in the future. You know...once you find the humor in it.

wowwzaa 15

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:31

Super Pink Eye

pjsr 32

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:32

As the saying goes ... 'All hell breaks loose when the shit hits the van!'

ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:32

I tried to come up with something funny to say but all I can think of is how much that must stink. Sorry Op. Why don't you give your boyfriend a hug and see if he still laughs ?