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By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

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By kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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You deserved it 9 210

By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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You deserved it 27 912

By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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You deserved it 2 781

By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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You deserved it 3 142

By Sean - 14/08/2016 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML

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You deserved it 1 026

By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 532

By Anonymous - 16/08/2016 17:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML

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You deserved it 1 597

By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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traviscool 12

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:24

Well that's a load of shit!

Fuaaad1994 31

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:25

He wouldn't be laughing after you give him one big hug

Comments

JimmyHasNoHands 7

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:33

Right before this she said, "I've never before turned down a pie in the face... " hope your bf called you on your BS

JimmyHasNoHands 7

Friday 2 May 2014 0:11

I tried too hard.

dontaskme72 11

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:34

That's some funny shit

Polynomial 28

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:35

I call bull shit!

bjg1009 3

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:36

YDI for making me laugh so hard I nearly choked on my gum. Darn this FML. Just kidding FYL that's absurd.

TechFire 25

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:37

Well... shit. At least you're fertile.

thomcmoore 23

Thursday 1 May 2014 20:04

Wait...what?

jakeysmom 12

Thursday 1 May 2014 20:46

I believe #26 was saying that she's fertile because farmers use cow and pig manure as fertilizer on crops.

avidreader121 7

Thursday 1 May 2014 22:15

way to think outside of the box!

avidreader121 7

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:41

well that's a crap shoot!!

edward80 18

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:46

Shit happens !

Kaspar999 7

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:50

Sounds like you got caught in quite the shit storm...

ghostsoul21 12

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:55

Hopefully you weren't driving

thomcmoore 23

Thursday 1 May 2014 20:05

One does not simply drive from the passenger seat.

mike7800 8

Thursday 1 May 2014 20:59

smartest thing I've read all day

DavidKnows 11

Friday 2 May 2014 17:26

Which is why this post is physically impossible. At the speed she got hit, it would HAVE to be the combined speed of vehicles traveling in opposite directions. She used MPH, not kilometers, so she is not in England, being driven on left side. So the manure traveled laterally, past her BF, and landed on her face??? She didn't suggest being in a convertible. I say the entire post is BS

urnnotvase 10

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:59

If I was your boyfriend, I would probably pee myself laughing. If I were you, however, I would be extremely upset and livid at that moment. Either way, it makes for a fun story to tell later and it's better to laugh off stuff like that. I mean what were the chances of that happening, honestly? ;)