Cars, Music and Transportation: Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on...

By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Icona Pop, I assume

By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By superdriver - 07/02/2011 17:46 - Mexico

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

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What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

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Tuesday 2 February 2010 12:35

Fist pump to techno??? ......................Sorry, I just can't even picture it. That's like headbanging to Frank Sinatra.

grimpow_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 12:29

YDI for fist pumping, guido

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snowflyfall 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:18

I'd face palm but you already did that for me

CyonideCyns 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:32

That's what you get for being a fag and even fist pumping in the first place

Splayd 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:06

Head banging and fist pumping: Both are hilarious and fun. Too bad everyone here is a judgmental twit.

ellysaurus 0

Friday 17 February 2012 5:59

Its faggots like you who ruin the rave scene. Its EDM, not techno. And fist pumping..really? Douche

kiki122012 5

Monday 12 March 2012 2:05

Sorry, but that's hilarious OP.

KittyHawkMarch 29

Sunday 8 April 2012 20:05

.....did you stop?

littlebluepill 1

Monday 7 May 2012 14:23

I just don't even know what to say...fyl for being dumbass enough to fist pump.

dre08fly 1

Wednesday 20 June 2012 0:10

Did you get the message? "stop fist pumping!"

Henge 6

Monday 19 August 2013 4:20

well at least you stopped

Ambers_nightmare 6

Thursday 12 September 2013 23:49

That's what techno causes. Punches in the face and ruined vehicles.

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