Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the checkout line at Foodmax around 11:30pm....

By joe - 08/08/2010 07:14 - United States

Today, I was in the checkout line at Foodmax around 11:30pm. Three girls behind me were buying Tequila, salt and some limes. I was buying frozen pizza and some toilet paper. They were going to an awesome party. I was going home to eat pizza by myself. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Wino - 05/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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Keeping up appearances

By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

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Hmmm, nutritious!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2020 14:00

Today, I'm in the coronavirus-vulnerable group, so I asked my friend to go shopping for me because I'm in need of food and toilet paper. They came back with a bag of icing sugar, even though food and toilet paper were available in the shop. Forty minutes later, the shelves were stripped bare. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2019 22:00

Today, I organized a party at my place, invited 20 people, bought snacks and cancelled my workout. Nobody showed up. I ended up eating a whole ciabatta alone. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By hungry - 13/10/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart to purchase a pregnancy test. I chose my checkout line carefully, to make sure I didn't see anyone I knew. After choosing one, I realized it was 4 o'clock on the dot. Shift change. My mom's best friend took over the shift just as I reached the checkout. FML

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Sunday 8 August 2010 16:16

YDI for comparing your life to that of a bunch of strangers, for caring about the difference, and for measuring your life (and theirs) based on one grocery checkout. (On another note, I'd take the pizza over the tequila any day)

maskedman 9

Sunday 8 August 2010 16:13

with all that toilet it looks like you might be having an awesome party yourself. a porcelain pool party.

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jdfml90 0

Monday 9 August 2010 1:31

Theres no better way to eat pizza.

takemytrollz 0

Monday 9 August 2010 2:59

YDI for being a loser. YDI for shopping at foodmax. YDI for eating pizza. YDI for using toilet paper. YDI for looking at what they're buying and not being concerned with yourself YDI for having a home.

fyllmao 0

Monday 9 August 2010 4:58

u have pizza this is not an FML

rockonjar 0

Monday 9 August 2010 4:59

heh, that's your chance to introduce your self!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 9 August 2010 5:26

It happens. Don't feel so bad, dude! Having a quiet night at home is perfectly okay. But, if you're unhappy with staying in, then go out and make some friends! I know it's tough, but you can't really complain about it if you don't do anything about it...

DuckFlu 0

Monday 9 August 2010 5:47

there's a new thing going around called friends. Get some

CitizenErased_ 0

Monday 9 August 2010 5:48

Know what? Personally, I would rather be home on my own, with pizza, rather than being out getting wasted. : )

alfiozm 0

Monday 9 August 2010 7:08

dam dude that's not a good way to enjoy your life......hit the strip club up

bugmenotmofo 34

Monday 9 August 2010 8:16

Today, I was in the checkout line at Foodmax around 11:30pm with my roommates. This guy in front of me was buying frozen pizza and some toilet paper. We were buying Tequila, salt and some limes. He was going to have pizza with friends and we were going to get drunk watching romantic comedies and then go to sleep weeping lonely tears.