By joe - 08/08/2010 07:14 - United States

Today, I was in the checkout line at Foodmax around 11:30pm. Three girls behind me were buying Tequila, salt and some limes. I was buying frozen pizza and some toilet paper. They were going to an awesome party. I was going home to eat pizza by myself. FML
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null_fml 11

YDI for comparing your life to that of a bunch of strangers, for caring about the difference, and for measuring your life (and theirs) based on one grocery checkout. (On another note, I'd take the pizza over the tequila any day)

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maskedman 9

with all that toilet it looks like you might be having an awesome party yourself. a porcelain pool party.

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jonny2x4 0

At least you weren't in line with Hot Pockets, tampons, and suppositories.

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aarmy 0

Tequila shots in the dark scene of the crime. ~

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kethery 0

ydi. get a life or accept the one you have now. whiner

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anorexicbarbie 8

26 If you're going to put up a fake picture, at least choose a mildly attractive guy.

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

this is me u **** bag and thanks for insulting me you douche

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scvcwcheer 0

coming from someone with no pic?

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illmatic2 16

It's always the people with no pic...

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Freeze_fml 16

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q10/AnimeKitten523/14793142.jpg FYL for being a gay vampire.

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HeroOfMi 0

I think his pic is legit, it just bugs me that he hits on everyone, lol. I'm not insulting him or nothing, I don't know him and have no right. just pointing out that that shit annoys me >.>

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HeroOfMi 0

wow. the one time I don't assume a pic is fake and I'm wrong. back to my old ways! I'm gonna cyber jump u when I see u creep on people now :o

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HeroOfMi 0

dude, that pic got found on photobucket, give it up, we know ur ugly :p (I realize I have no pic, but I use fml on my iPod so I can't get one up..doesn't matter though, I'm not here to impress anyone) anyway, you really don't have anything to worry about, girls who haven't read that you're fake will still hit on you on here.

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JDM00Si 0

lol I wouldve said hey where's the party at? it works everytime

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laff1234 4

you buy Tequila in a grocery store in California??

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guitar78_fml 3

Funny cause many people in here are saying 'YDI, should have joined them' as if it was that easy. Sure he could have said 'Can i come? Got pizza' but hey, how many of you would actually have done that? Anyway, sucks for the OP, at least you have a pizza :D

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ohthebloodygore 16

54 -I've done that millions of times. It is that easy. They don't care; the more the better is what they say.

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HeroOfMi 0

why would ny warning get moderated? I wasn't being a jerk, that crap seriously happens to people!

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ohthebloodygore 16

Because of the content that you mentioned. Yes, it happens. But, it hasn't to me. And, I don't even go out anymore since I have a kid.

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Flipflops4ever 0

So? U really expect anytime anybody in the world is going to a fun party u shd b going to a fun party too? Geez by that logic ur life is ****** unless u r partying 365 days a year. Tell u a little secret buddy. There are many days those girls sit at home eating pizza too. YDI for being a whiner.

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SeaNDouble 1

so what? seriously, ur really so upset ur eating pizza while strangers party? like other ppl said, they spend plenty of their nights eating pizza alone too... get over it at least your eating pizza

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