By joe - 08/08/2010 07:14 - United States

Today, I was in the checkout line at Foodmax around 11:30pm. Three girls behind me were buying Tequila, salt and some limes. I was buying frozen pizza and some toilet paper. They were going to an awesome party. I was going home to eat pizza by myself. FML
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null_fml 11

YDI for comparing your life to that of a bunch of strangers, for caring about the difference, and for measuring your life (and theirs) based on one grocery checkout. (On another note, I'd take the pizza over the tequila any day)

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maskedman 9

with all that toilet it looks like you might be having an awesome party yourself. a porcelain pool party.

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forestqueenie 0

#78 they stop selling alcohol at 2am

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personkt 0

dude who cares they r probably hookers

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ahh_forever 0

Well, that doesn't necessarily mean they're partying. They could just be getting it for they're parents, or getting wasted alone.

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Splayd 10

What's with all of these single men who have jobs and houses and vehicles, but no friends? How is that possible? He could probably go ask ANY random person if he wants to go eat some pizza, and the person would agree readily. I would. If your life sucks that badly, do something about it. It's not difficult if you have absolutely zero restraints, like living at home with your parents, lacking a driver's license or job or home.

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burnsie22 5

Have a one man party ;)

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RyanB1993 5

YDI for comparing yourself to complete strangers.

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dabob 2

that's definitely an FML if I've ever seen one

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n00b4liciou5 10

Trust me OP, you may be by yourself, but you are not alone.

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harlsnerdbird 9

Rather be sitting at home eating pizza than getting drunk and probably embarrassing the shit out of myself

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