Love: Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was...

By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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By asdfasdf - 03/03/2009 15:38 - United States

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

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By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Lucachoo - 26/07/2015 00:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 09:41 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

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crystal_clear 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:09

This is when "eye contact" comes in handy. If someone is asking you out, I'd say about 99% of the time they would be looking directly at you, not the bananas.

blackhawk465 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:08

Normally people talking on the bluetooth are the ones who look like retards. In this situation it was the other way around. :P

Comments

imbored932 4

Monday 22 June 2009 3:04

not your fault at all... unless you study the person over, you won't even see the bluetooths anymore. they are tiny

aback 4

Monday 22 June 2009 3:17

People really need to keep their private conversations private. Nobody else is enthralled, keep it to your own damn self.

Animati0n 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:19

Bluetooths throw me off too. Sometimes people are yelling on them and I assume that they are either crazy or yelling at someone else. :/

milgalo 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:16

Yeah, you can't tell if someone is insane or talking on their bluetooth. Although, I must say they are quite helpful. I like them. :] But people who talk on their phones loudly in public are annoying anyway.

maralsky 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:22

Bluetooth is evil. :P I work retail...there is nothing I find more irritating and rude than having a customer I'm helping suddenly talking about something completely different in the middle of the conversation...and then realizing they're talking on their bluetooth. Ugh.

thescrewedover 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:24

YOUURR STUPID , how can you not see it, :|

ohhhhshizzz 0

Monday 22 June 2009 5:34

You're*.

mexicansweetie48 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:25

aw that suck! now you know to check ears. lol.

yamicr 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:28

Hahaha I misunderstood the whole concept because I read "getting bananas" and I thought she meant something like "gettin' crazy" in the grocery store. But yeah, make sure he's talking to you if you don't want to look like an idiot!