Health: Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary...

By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 09:35 - Australia

Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 05:15 - United States - Hayward

Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 00:30

Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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By Potty-Pot - 23/01/2017 10:00

Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 20:11 - Sweden

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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By Powerless - 30/08/2012 06:05 - Australia

Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML

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By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

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kaitlyn3xo 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:17

don't be a baby just finish up quick, your not gonna get hypothermia from a cold shower

fmlikecrazy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:12

maybe wait a few minutes for the water to heat up, or tell him to deal with it.

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sourgirl101 28

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:57

I wanna run through your wicked garden Heard that's the place to find ya But I'm alive So alive now I know the darkness blinds you

Autoshot 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:49

Burn, burn burnnn Burn your wicked garden down Burn, burn, burn Burn your wicked garden to the ground

fadingaway 17

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:57

Really? You won't get hypothermia from a cold shower. It's not even winter yet.

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:59

I agree with him but the better option would be to wait 10 min until there is hot water again....

SirEBC 7

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:01

"Or risk hypothermia." Dramatic ass bitch.

Autoshot 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:52

/agree. Logical thought process fail.

SixxFTW 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:07

ahaha EPIC FAIL! xD

seth96 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:24

nice

boobyhill 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:08

sooo you ran out of hot water then asked your boyfriend and figured posting on fml was the next logical choice?

perdix 29

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:11

First, why have you let that thicket get so out of control that it became a "fro?" The answer is a no-brainer: Suffer the pubic hypothermia to get the yard nice and clean, and then let your boyfriend warm it up with his hot tongue. YWIA.