Health: Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary...

By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 09:35 - Australia

Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 05:15 - United States - Hayward

Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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By Potty-Pot - 23/01/2017 10:00

Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 20:11 - Sweden

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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By Powerless - 30/08/2012 06:05 - Australia

Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML

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By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

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kaitlyn3xo 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:17

don't be a baby just finish up quick, your not gonna get hypothermia from a cold shower

fmlikecrazy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:12

maybe wait a few minutes for the water to heat up, or tell him to deal with it.

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resplendencerino_fml 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:12

your bf is an idiot. and there are so many trolls commenting on this!

serenity40 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:12

why did you let your hair down there get that long? that's just nasty.

Miss_Random 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:20

Well damn, how hairy do you get? I don't think hypothermia would set in that quickly!

richboii 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:22

But everyone once she shaves where will the crabs live!

darkmis1 17

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:23

Do what I do and just always shave it all off.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:32

Get some duct tape and rip that fur off, just like they did in Spongebob.

Brennanrulez 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:36

really? hypothermia? you could take that shower outside in russia, you still wouldn't get hypothermia. you need to be wet and FREEZING. not just cold. seriously, my house by the time i have a shower theres five minutes of hot water left. know how long i shower? half an hour. dont be a wuss.

FarSide 22

Monday 4 April 2011 2:34

Bullshit. You are saying cold temperature cannot kill you? It has nothing to do with wet or dry... hypo/hyper thermia has EVERYTHING to do with temperature and time. Stick to something you know. You won't sound like a teen who has no credibility.

Brennanrulez 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:38

also, it IS possible to shave without being IN the shower, just use shaving cream and rinse the razor in the cold water. jesus christ, im a guy and i know that, how the hell can you not?

xxsarahfxx 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:42

yuck.

dellama10 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:45

Like everyone else has said, ydi for being such a moron- a cold shower will NOT give you hypothermia. And if you let it grow out long enough to be a full on 'fro' I can't blame your bf for wanting you to finish the job when you actually shave.