By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 09:35 - Australia

Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
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kaitlyn3xo 0

don't be a baby just finish up quick, your not gonna get hypothermia from a cold shower

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fmlikecrazy 0

maybe wait a few minutes for the water to heat up, or tell him to deal with it.

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yummcookie 0

You can't get hypothermia from a cold shower. YDI for being an idiot.

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kpsmith 0

An 'anniversary' with your boyfriend is not important -- an anniversary with your husband would actually mean something.

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yummcookie 0

You can't tell people what things should mean to them. no need to be such an ass

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Babblez 0

Yeah, not everybody is idiotic enough to need a piece of paper to declare their love for somebody. If we actually felt the need to celebrate them, an anniversary with my boyfriend would be just as meaningful as if we decided to get married. Unless you are actually religious, marriage is an outdated ritual that is now focused on the material "princess" desires of young women and 9 times out of 10 will put ridiculous financial strain on a relationship. A ring and a piece of paper does not show commitment. Ask the 50% of marriages that ended in divorce, and the other massive chunk who stay married but continue adulterous practices.

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MrConned 0

#222, where did you get those statistics...?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Yeah... it's actually a lot less than 1 in 2. Nice try, though.

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tarvinwashere 0

hypothermia? it's a cold shower... YDI. get over it

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onikage_666 0

you won't get hypothermia from a cold shower, quit yer bitchin and get over it.

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FlashBurn 13

Hypothermia? Don't be a *******. One time I had to take a cold shower in the winter because power was out for a week, damn power lines downed. The only body wash I had at the time had menthol in it, and I did it anyway and lived, I didn't even get sick. MAN UP, WIMP.

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birds_fml 7

Actually, she COULD get hypothermia from a cold shower. Especially in the winter, with city water, the cold tap is often just barely above freezing. But still, YDI cause you could just get out, dry off, and wait a half hour for the hot water tank to be full of hot water again so you can finish. It's not that complicated. I have a problem with our hot water running out before I can finish in the winter too (since the cold water is so much colder, it takes more hot water to keep a warm shower with a high enough water pressure). But I solved that problem by getting a shower pause switch... you just attach it to the pipe coming out of the wall, and then attach your shower head to that. Then, you can switch the water on and off without having to readjust the temperature each time. That way, I can run the water only when I need to (rinsing) and turn it off when I'm soaping up. That way I can make it through an entire shower... hair washing, shaving, etc... without ever running out of hot water.

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boatkicker 4

I didn't know such pause-switches existed, but that's really useful. :D

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xDancer101x 0

get a new boyfriend!!!

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prettybirdq 0

Stop being such a high maintenance whiner. You're not going to freeze to death shaving your ******. Besides, isn't your man worth it? If you expect some good lovin, put a little effort into it. YDI

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redtigerlily 5

Who cares if she let her pubes grow into a fro. Obviously her boyfriend didn't care at the time, so why he is acting out now, is beyond me.

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