By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of class for having a coughing fit. Yesterday, I was kicked out of class for sleeping, a side effect of my cough suppressant. Three absents from this class and I automatically fail. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 146
You deserved it 3 828

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Pensu 12

No, I wasn't forcing the cough; I've got bronchitis, I just get coughing fits that last for a while and can't control them.

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perdix 29

Tomorrow, you'll get kicked out for drug possession. Three strikes and yooooooooouuuuu'rreee OUT!

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yaysmile 0

sorry for double post

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JillianlikesVogu 0

YDI...it's your responsibility. Sure, you may not be able to help the cough, but sleeping? No excuse.

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GLOCKMAMA 0

Did u not catch the part about the cough medicine knocked OP out. Being incoherent bcuz u'r drugged is an excuse. & the OP tried 2 prevent a repeat offense the 2nd day, so no preventing the cough & still got thrown out. There kinda is no winning 4 OP n this situation.

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him51772 0

ok asswipe, lets feed you a couple pills that cause a side effect of extreme drwosiness, see how well you can stay awake. dont be a prick

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ILovesMahBridge 0

That's why whenever i take pills with drowsiness side effects, i do some speed. On an unrelated note, I enjoy my bridge.

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LamefaceLivi 0

falling asleep due to medicine side affects is not the kids fault genius.

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RedPillSucks 31

@14 - Some cough medicines make you sleepy.

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XXXL87 0

suck it up OP, drink some enegry drinks and go to class and balance out the meds

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Fortuitous 0

Well I'm not sure about the OP's teachers, but mine are very strict about just saying that you're sick. They usually want a note from a doctor or parent. Well, the OP could have done that, too. So, I guess it could be her fault. If this girl is in high school, then she needs to learn to speak up.

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perdix 29

Tomorrow, you'll get kicked out for drug possession. Three strikes and yooooooooouuuuu'rreee OUT!

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chase711 0

omg... everyone is so annoying with the long comments! y'd you waste your time??? don't you have something better to do with your life than leaving 3-4 sentence long replies to stupid posts!!!

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SuperRichFish 6

that's counter productive because yours is 6 or 7

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Would it be better if everyone just posted "lol"? Get over it or get out. You can always scroll right on by the ones you don't want to read.

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boatkicker 4

I'm amused that you consider 3 or 4 sentences "long."

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illmatic2 16

That has to be one of the dumbest comments I have ever read.

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ohthebloodygore 16

lol. that sucks

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DocBastard 38

OC (original commenter) is forgetting that forums like these are the perfect place for commenters like us to hide behind a veil of anonymity and express our true innermost deepest, darkest opinions without the vaguest possibility of recompense. ie, OC, you're a moron.

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Gameguy602 0

@65 There are no stupid comments, only stupid commenters.

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oblong127 0

Try talking to the teacher and when u start coughing, step out of the room, finish your coughing fit in the hallway then go back to class.

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W4X 0

That sucks. Get off your ass and show her/him your medicine.

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dirtbiker219 0

noo don't do that he will get suspended for having "drugs" at school. Been there, done that

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vinylcat 0

awe u fail but don't be so hard on yourself. you fail just at life.

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deafeningsilence 8

irony. gotta love it.

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greatwyt 0

im confused, did you mean awe as in... you are in awe? or awe as in cape town gangster greeting to replace yo, or awe as in aaaaw? perhaps an aaaw fail?

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