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By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of class for having a coughing fit. Yesterday, I was kicked out of class for sleeping, a side effect of my cough suppressant. Three absents from this class and I automatically fail. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 148
You deserved it 3 829

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Pensu 12

No, I wasn't forcing the cough; I've got bronchitis, I just get coughing fits that last for a while and can't control them.

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perdix 29

Tomorrow, you'll get kicked out for drug possession. Three strikes and yooooooooouuuuu'rreee OUT!

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kristineszLIFE 0

Aw,Well your parents should speak up!

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mastahpg1 0

getting kicked out is not an absence. u showed up. just had to leave. ur still good!

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purpleadios 10

why don't you just get some Halls.

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daywalker26 0

should of worn a jacket last week. that'll teach ya

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dealwithitkid 0

ever hear of a docters note? get 1

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Ummmmyeah 0

You got kicked out for having a coughing fit??? thts not fair iv done that so many times

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denigma 0

Then guess you won't be abrnt n e more

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dirtbiker219 0

1st you have no absences in that class due to those reasons. 2nd you might as well drop the class because you have not even learned how to spell the English language correctly. So actually FYL for being a dumbass. Have a nice day(:

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