Miscellaneous: Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2014 17:07 - United States - Tuscaloosa

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

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By What did I do wrong? - 04/09/2018 18:30 - United States - Manhattan

Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML

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By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 18:40 - Latvia - Riga

Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 15:26 - United States - Mansfield

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

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By Confused - 23/03/2012 15:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

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By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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By wishihadpockets - 28/01/2010 10:24 - United States

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

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By oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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youllnvrkno 8

Wednesday 15 October 2014 22:49

Moral of the story, Never judge a book by its cover.

DragonDude 24

Wednesday 15 October 2014 22:50

Did you suck it?

Comments

Alexaraeruth 3

Thursday 16 October 2014 6:05

Not your place to say anything. You need to leave people alone. You deserved it!

buttersmom 14

Thursday 16 October 2014 6:07

YDI for being so judgmental. People are allowed to dress and act however they please, even if you dislike it or you think it isn't appropriate. The girl PROBABLY shouldn't have reacted in such a way, but could you really blame her? Nobody likes to be insulted and even if you didn't mean to, you probably did insult her.

VoodooPriestess 16

Thursday 16 October 2014 6:13

Ummmmmm. He wasn't being judgmental, really. It seems more like OP was just serious about his campus showing off job, with lots of school spirit. You know like saying the president shouldn't go overseas to represent our country in a speedo or something. (But OP, no one likes school spirit)

stacey2570 21

Thursday 16 October 2014 6:17

He should have known better than to mess with a girl in combat boots !!!

CyberGothic 16

Thursday 16 October 2014 6:37

Fully representative of the dignity of the office of the President of the United States. Well, the current one, anyway.

Balanar 6

Thursday 16 October 2014 6:44

OP got pwned by a Presidential Scholar for 800 gold...!

calucalay 13

Thursday 16 October 2014 6:48

No you uncultured, bigoted, judgemental swine, YOU are not representing your school well.

wang33334 12

Thursday 16 October 2014 6:54

She is a dick . Give her your middle finger is all

GroomsieWI 0

Thursday 16 October 2014 7:04

You guys are all forgetting about presentability and etiquette. I agree with OP because people need to be held more accountable. As for the smoking, it is her choice, but it's a very poor choice. If she is truly educated, then she should know enough to not smoke.

KayDee29 31

Thursday 16 October 2014 11:06

well then according to your logic none of us should be using this app because internet kills brain cells. and while we're on that matter, plastic causes cancer so you better stop drinking from water bottles. and alcohol is extremely bad for you, but that doesn't seem to stop people? education does not automatically mean you can't also make your own life choices. just because people know that beer is bad for you, or that big mac, or the plastic water bottle doesn't mean people are going to stop using or consuming those things.

syed121417 22

Monday 20 October 2014 0:01

We aren't forgetting about "presentability" because we're saying its bullshit. Listen I'm sorry you decide to judge people based on their appearance and you have an image of what any educated person should look like. If I was wearing khakis and a pink cardigan and a ponytail, would you be surprised to find out that I'm a disappointment? We all choose to do bad, but that doesn't mean we aren't educated.