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By daddy'sgirl - 21/06/2012 04:11 - United States - Memphis

Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML

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By paperbox - 16/01/2011 05:07 - Australia

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 20:36

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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Descriptive

By Teaching26 - 15/05/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML

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Undervalued

By Franco - 10/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML

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Lazy comeback

By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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By lamb-chop - 02/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

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By Is McDonald's Hiring? - 23/04/2019 12:00

Today, I was sternly told that if I didn't pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could be giving passing grades to the 12 of 24 who didn't turn anything in. College students. FML

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By ITM21 - 09/03/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML

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kill3rs 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:06

Ydi. A lot of people end up with jobs like that because they can't get anything better and at least they have a job.

HandsomeRatch 20

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:08

Serves you right, OP. Why would you even say that? At least he ha s a job, you're not better than him or anyone else who does "dirty work".

Comments

katty1989 1

Monday 25 June 2012 2:14

If guys pee on the stick and it goes positive there is something wrong with the pancreas!!!

ohshitjens 5

Monday 25 June 2012 5:07

Janitors are extremely intelligent. You must have a very high level of education, and understanding of the field so that you can run the facility properly. The janitors at my school all have bachelors and masters in a very difficult field such as physics, biology, and math. I'm ashamed that a teacher does not understand this.

lenachka25 1

Monday 25 June 2012 9:24

I'm curious as to what happened next

herop 0

Monday 25 June 2012 13:07

Ouch

daydreamer244 13

Monday 25 June 2012 19:58

Well you're a teacher...which isn't that great of a job.

scorpiella 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 5:41

Well many school janitors make just as much, if not MORE than the average teacher, especially for public school. And if staying in school means becoming a douchebag teacher, then maybe it isn't the best career path.

Evath 7

Tuesday 26 June 2012 6:28

You're a judgemental bitch. How dare you! You totally deserve it!!!

Dev_L667 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 5:45

they can't get better because they didn't put forth the effort to learn a skill. Your life sucks...and you deserve it if you ever knew his his daughter was in your class.

Koalola 2

Wednesday 27 June 2012 6:12

I'm actually a janitor, and I am by choice because I always loved cleaning. I have a degree in communication and journalism, studied anthropology and I did trade school. I had my share of school and study, and right now I feel like doing what I like, which is cleaning. Does this means I failed my life? I don't think so. Also, without us janitors, your work environment would be pretty disgusting.

Therewhenneeded 16

Wednesday 27 June 2012 11:17

That was an incredibly small minded and low thing to say. Anyone who has a job and is working, especially in this economy, does not deserve to be looked down on because they happen to be a janitor, or a fast food worker, or any of the other jobs people tend to look down on. I would be more ashamed to be related to you, than to the janitor.