Intimacy: Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere....

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

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By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

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Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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Today, in the toilet at work, I found that the scissors on my multitool are quite good at getting rid of a shit-stained shirttail. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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Sunday 4 September 2016 15:04

Clearly this is the closest your moustache has been to her pubes in a while, if this bothers you.

ifuckuprandomly 28

Sunday 4 September 2016 15:03

Well they're both areas of hair above a set of lips...

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jsnoops71 9

Sunday 4 September 2016 17:45

Moustaches are gross

danm_1 28

Monday 5 September 2016 5:02

My moustache is not gross! it's majestic as hell! you just hurt its feelings, with that subjective comment!

yakkady 8

Sunday 4 September 2016 17:47

You deserve this for keeping a mustache

jackroarrr 25

Sunday 4 September 2016 18:27

Oh Alberta women ... Classy AF LOL

Taemyks 5

Sunday 4 September 2016 18:27

If you're a good husband, you should be putting you're face in her pubes. What's a little comb?

Sia_Will 13

Sunday 4 September 2016 19:12

Mustache, pubes... All the same. Mustache are gross.

babagee 2

Sunday 4 September 2016 19:20

No complaints here about a well groomed lady garden

kikimiko 7

Sunday 4 September 2016 19:38

You'll be fine lol. It's not like you haven't hung out there before. Just get a new comb and make her happy :)

Startled_Toenail 21

Sunday 4 September 2016 19:51

At least it wasn't your toothbrush. Also I'm pretty sure you've been intimate with your wife at least once?? Pubes won't kill you

amh87 11

Sunday 4 September 2016 19:52

sharing is caring.

jeffprobs 29

Sunday 4 September 2016 20:11

I'm assuming she has sucked your dick or even basic intercourse, I think you're too far down to complain

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