By fml - 12/08/2011 06:14 - Canada

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Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML
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silly_kitten 9

That's when you say "Less humpin' more dumpin'."

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heyred 11

If you need him to respond in kind, you are wasting your time.

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Raheemdplayer 7

Please talk to him about it if it's bothering you enough to think about splitting up with him. I think people can change if they really want to.

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silver_85 0

Easy solution, tell him no loving, no humping. Then ditch him. Don't ever let anyone get away with saying that to you.

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nicefacekidd 4

Dumbass would've learned by now..

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Squit_fml 16

well go ahead and spread your legs one more time...

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phillrust 1

And you waited how long to post it

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