By fml - 12/08/2011 06:14 - Canada

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Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML
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silly_kitten 9

That's when you say "Less humpin' more dumpin'."

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onthetoilet 3

He's got a point. I mean you could always talk afterwards, it's just a thought

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EvilDave 13

If it happens every single time, then YDI because you are still with him and keep doing the same thing expecting a different result.

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scene_girlie 0

this is sad.........

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RayanneY 0

So you didn't understand that he's trying to tell you not to ask him during sex. facepalm.

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coolchick1130 9

seems like he only wants you for sex. you should dump him, or if you don't want to do that, don't have sex with him till he says it back.

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lazyfitpants 0

it will never change and he will never be what you deserve.

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Lintu_26 23

Well that sucks...but if it happens 'every single time'...then maybe it's time to find someone who will love you back the way you love them?

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TKello 6

Some guys just can't say their true feelings...actually, some guys can just be too in touch with their feelings which is the case with your guy.

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