Love: Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching...

By Sarah91 - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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You deserved it 16 594

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 503

You deserved it 70 830

By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 036

You deserved it 6 986

By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 420

You deserved it 81 639

Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 473

You deserved it 56 903

By turning red - 27/07/2013 01:14 - United States

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 440

You deserved it 10 311

Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 293

You deserved it 3 777

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 402

You deserved it 4 268

By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 334

You deserved it 4 517

By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 787

You deserved it 18 613

Tori Amos?

By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

I agree, your life sucks 223

You deserved it 2 313

SEXMUFFIN21 0

Friday 27 February 2009 5:11

who watches a cell phone? you need to get laid

jennaleighhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 13:53

...watching a cellphone? if that isn't the weirdest hobby i've ever heard...

Comments

kayleighcontrol 7

Friday 12 June 2009 20:15

You were just watching a cell phone. FYL. He set a reminder to lie to you. FHL. He needed to lie to you. FBYL.

CaptainDude86 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:49

aaahhhhhhhhhhh, the joy of cell phone watching. now, class, let us observe the screen. notice the delicate beauty of the pixels, the simple elegance of the wallpaper, and the text gently scrolling from side to side. and now let us reflect on all the more interesting things we could be watching. movies TV the window. the inside of our eyelids. a rock. SUCH A FAKE

sw95volleyball 0

Friday 26 June 2009 17:13

people are so ignorant. they don't realize they could be watching something on the phone, always gotta critisize everyone. dont act like you dont watch your phone :D

stilwaitin4mybus 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 14:19

What were you waiting for the minutes number to change? lol

jawzipan 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:53

haven't I read this one before? I could've sworn there was another one like this.

frannytrois64 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:10

Wow what a skanky boy! Dump his ass and make him bleed/cry!! (or both)

fmylifelooser 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:24

This is sooo fake. Pathetic.

h8mylifesomuch 4

Monday 24 August 2009 18:06

really? thats so....wat? r u serious?

hello515 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 23:48

umm... your bf is an ass?

fmylifelooser 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 6:40

OP: This FML made me realize just how exciting my life was. I mean, you were on the bed watching his cell phone? What??? BTW, your boyfriend is an idiot, if he has to set a reminder to lie to you. Does he practice lying in front of the mirror, prepping for the big day? (Friday) If my boyfriend had "plans" every weekend, I'd dump him, or at least get suspicious. So what I'm saying is, this is a very very VERY pathetic FML. Goodbye.