Animals: Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My...

By AussieG75 - 07/05/2013 14:18 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Spearfish

Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML

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By Cat owner - 16/02/2024 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, my cat did the same thing as in the video where a cat lights its tail on fire with a candle and just watches it nonchalantly until it stops burning… Except, instead of watching nonchalantly, he bolted all over the house while screaming his head off. Trying to extinguish him was a nightmare. FML

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By Jack W. - 09/12/2015 19:26 - United States

Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML

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Time to go to the vet

By Pooped - 08/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML

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By Rach - 08/06/2010 14:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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The betrayal of floof

By Chris - 12/06/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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wolfy120 4

Tuesday 7 May 2013 18:52

sorry op hope your cats ok

mackdeezy 22

Tuesday 7 May 2013 18:55

So your pussy had a burning sensation.

Comments

xxsakuraxx 29

Wednesday 8 May 2013 16:24

Aaawwwwe. Poor kitty! I hope he's okay.

jagajarvis 0

Wednesday 8 May 2013 20:34

Looks like there's a cat-astrophe in the air.

hubbs666 2

Wednesday 8 May 2013 21:19

Wow life's sure getting hard huh

LayLow_ 2

Wednesday 8 May 2013 21:37

no ones gonna visit you in a while.

ethereana 2

Thursday 9 May 2013 3:58

so he stared at you the entire time?

austx 3

Thursday 9 May 2013 7:51

Next time, don't allow your cat to be on the counter next to the burner. Be responsible.

vixsin 22

Thursday 9 May 2013 8:01

Think all the free time you will have with only half a cat to brush.

Raykyogrou03 12

Thursday 9 May 2013 15:38

Crack a window, get a new cat

cmb8280 24

Friday 10 May 2013 9:22

Burnt pussy, anyone? No?

toofacedaddict 4

Sunday 12 May 2013 6:46

Poor thing:(

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