Love: Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess...

By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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I'm trash

By skreweduP - 15/06/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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Great start

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 2 October 2013 18:51

That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.

GoingCommando93 14

Wednesday 2 October 2013 18:51

You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI

Comments

HarrisonVR 17

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:31

SO YDI

KaylaTackett 18

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:33

That was really rude of you. If you really liked him, you would have put your phone away to pay attention to him.

ami200485 14

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:36

You dummy you don't play on your phone while on a date you must not like him that not much like you say if your on phone during it

sweetbliss3 37

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:36

I'm guessing you don't like him as much as you say since you were on the phone the whole time.

arctic_viper 4

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:42

next time dont go on your phone!

davincidasecond 24

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:46

It really gets under my skin when people are glued to their phones. If you supposedly like this guy that much then you can spend a few hours away from the damn thing.

zoegirl_455 30

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:47

It bothers me when my friends spend the first 20 minutes of dinner on vine the next 10 on twitter and the last 15 on Instagram. So I can only imagine the anger your date would feel at being ignored on a date for a bunch of pixels. I hope you realize how much you deserve this.

dunicha 20

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:56

I cannot even begin to tell you how much you deserved it. I'd be on the guy's side even if he'd walked out and left you with the whole check.

djsammyc 19

Wednesday 2 October 2013 21:01

you dont text on dates its just not right

tonjean1 5

Wednesday 2 October 2013 21:01

Wow, your a major bleep!!! Seriously, if you didn't want to go out with him you should of said so. If I were that guy I would've just walked out. No one deserves to be completely ignored. You should just take your phone on dates. Marry your phone.. Gosh, your just so ignorant!