Love: Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess...

By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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I'm trash

By skreweduP - 15/06/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

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Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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Great start

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 2 October 2013 18:51

That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.

GoingCommando93 14

Wednesday 2 October 2013 18:51

You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI

Comments

djudge00 2

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:54

OP... Are you dumb? You're so incoherent. Guess he couldn't get that message through that thick skull of yours..

hippyhopgirl 9

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:54

You're lucky to have a date. Inconsiderate.

lienabakes 3

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:55

You're a sad excuse for a human.

KimmyCupZ 21

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:56

You should have at least had the decency to pay attention to him. After all, it was a date and you were originally getting a free meal.

xSkittle 16

Wednesday 2 October 2013 21:21

A free meal? A girl who thinks like that is a fish you have to throw back into the water.

Sweetpea22 14

Wednesday 2 October 2013 23:14

Who said anything about free meals? I hate women who think that just because they are women the man is going to pay.

KimmyCupZ 21

Thursday 3 October 2013 6:55

Well, that is just how I understood this FML. Just FYI, I always pay half of the bill when going to dinner with my boyfriend.

Sweetpea22 14

Thursday 3 October 2013 19:31

Good for you, so do I.

clevopride_ 3

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:58

Biggest pet peeve!!!i

deathstroke990 22

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:58

A guy you really like??? Wow....

jrock9093 18

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:01

If you like a guy, you don't stay on your phone! That shows your not interested in a mans eye

kellyem2 20

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:07

This is so rude. You absolutely deserve this. Spending time on your phone during a date is basically sending the signal that you aren't interested and that this person isn't worth your time. If I were him I would have walked out and stuck you with the whole bill.