Intimacy: Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking... - FML

By BerryRockstar - 21/04/2009 17:37 - United States

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

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BerryRockstar 9

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:25

AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.

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Top comments

JVonDahl 9

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:06

Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?

casey6492 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:03

haha, oh well. what song?

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stronghammer 0

Friday 24 April 2009 4:58

#27 FTW and love it #18 but rly, if you arent paying attention while having sex, then wat the hell are you doing?

lunchmeat317 0

Friday 24 April 2009 5:48

hahahah.....it's no problem, dude! He's just gettin' into the rhythm. :D

wasd_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 7:31

seriously why weren't you looking at him? Doing your own thing? That's called masturbating, sex is with someone else and shouldn't be about 1 person over the other. I would have done that just to screw with you for being boring.

alannalove2009 0

Friday 24 April 2009 7:37

you probably were boring him, maybe you need to learn some new tricks!

Equineangel91 0

Friday 24 April 2009 8:38

ummm....how much attention were either of you paying....

lacotuitblue 0

Friday 24 April 2009 18:01

Why look away from the person you are having sex with? isn't that the whole point? i feel said for your sex life.

abovetherest84 0

Friday 24 April 2009 18:56

get ahold of me. i'll pay attention to you. ^my aim sn

BerryRockstar 9

Friday 24 April 2009 21:11

see comment 164

PohTayToez 0

Friday 24 April 2009 21:52

The mental image of someone having sex with headphones on playing the air drums is hilarious.

DoeDeka 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:24

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