Miscellaneous: Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze....

By iliketurtles - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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Go big or go home

By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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How smelly is your piss?

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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Earthquake sneezer

By Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:13

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

drybamboo 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:36

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

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Sophie_a7x 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 0:01

Oh my God that's brilliant! Sucks to be you xD

BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 4:15

u must be pretty big ;-) lmao

CitizenSnipz 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:27

EPIC FAIL. Ssssssss... Ungh... WACHEAOO- WHAM! -guy next to you stares- AAAAEEOOOWWWOOAA- WSSSSSssss... "MY GOOD SUIT!" K'plaunk. "...Ow."

zoomonkee 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:08

that sucks the big one

Trevv 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 2:31

Yeah same here... one time the metal thing was actually below my pissing apparatus.

CabZ_fml 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:51

haha oh man the last part killed me so funny lolol

gumzy 6

Friday 13 August 2010 11:37

lmao

jazzy2588 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 4:10

lmaoo!! Ftw Win!!!!

elmorous 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 14:01

That's one of the funniest things I've read in a while.

Kcorb90 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 21:11

That totally made me laugh lmao everyone is staring at me wondering why I'm laughing

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