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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By notbeeatingmywife - 21/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend has some bruises from her karate class. We went shopping together and needless to say, I got quite a few dirty looks. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2022 14:00

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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evilscorpi 29

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:08

better start heading to the gym more often

CHOMP3R 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:19

Never underestimate a woman.(:

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julia_lynn 21

Sunday 9 October 2011 15:09

Question is if she meant to do you harm or not. It could be that she doesn't understand to hold back, or she's just a total bitch. Either way, giving you a black eye when you're horsing around isn't acceptable.

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 9 October 2011 15:44

I agree with 52

LadyOpheliac 5

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:00

OP, that's called serious ******* domestic violence. Please, please go seek help; and the people calling you a pussy are ******* psychos. Abuse is never okay, no matter which gender it happens to.

alival 12

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:15

Damn boy ur gf kicked ur ass

heyitscandace 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:21

Ok so I definitely think everyone is over reacting. It's not "domestic violence". I mean they were play wrestling and she probably didn't realize how hard she actually hit him. Accidents happen when you play fight. Stop making a mountain out of a mole hill.

bagleface 6

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:44

YDI you pussy

abb3 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:49

smh your girl is a beast and she didn't even try lol

pyrodrake 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 17:07

Hmm... You can spell ******** correctly, yet you said "Breeded". Someone needs to stop hanging around the cool kids at school - Hang up the flat brim and get a haircut bud.

hyden121 2

Sunday 9 October 2011 17:41

That's hot...pansy...

Simoneaux17 11

Sunday 9 October 2011 17:46

Man up biatch!!!

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